A Pepsi, A Diet Coke and Mountain Dew walk into a bar…

Jesus Vending Machine

Gotta love this. Would love it more if after you pay in your money you got nothing back. Then it really would be like religion.

And so you don’t leave empty handed –

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. After a while the free peanut vending globe on the bar tells him that the shirt he’s wearing looks really good on him. Disturbed by this he goes to the cigarette vending machine to get some ciggies to help calm his nerves.¬† As he approaches the machine, it starts shouting¬† and swearing at him, calling him a c*&t!. He runs to the barman and tells him whats happened when the barman apologizes and says “The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order”!

Ba Doom Tshhhh

 

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